What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Lose lips shimk ships.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Innocent before proven guilty

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

But this is not

I don't like

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Deuteronomy 17

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like religions.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?